Breaking: No MJ news

Just bought my copy of piauí, the best Brazilian monthly journal on public culture—no, the best magazine, period. (FYI: Online and print content are completely different.) I settled into it this morning like a hot foamy bath. On the cover, besides headings about ‘Brazil seen by outsiders on the inside’ and a profile of Palestinian filmmaker Hany Abu-Assad in Rio de Janeiro by a major Brazilian actress, there is this juicy line: ‘EXCLUSIVE! NOT ONE LINE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON.’